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to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.  Void where
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bank number.  Batteries not included.  Contents may settle during
shipment.  Use only as directed.  No other warranty expressed or
implied.  Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy
equipment.  Postage will be paid by addressee.  Subject to CAB
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affected area.  May be too intense for some viewers.  Do not stamp.
Use other side for additional listings.  For recreational use only.
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persists, consult your physician.  No user-serviceable parts inside.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.  Subject to change without
notice.  Times approximate.  Simulated picture.  No postage necessary
if mailed in Canada.  Breaking seal constitutes acceptance
of agreement.  For off-road use only.  As seen on TV.  One size fits
all.  Many suitcases look alike.  Contains a substaintial amount of
non-tobacco ingredients.  Colors may, in time, fade.  We have sent
the forms which seem to be right for you.  Slippery when wet.  For
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of the Mississippi.  Employees and their families are not eligible.
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engagement.  No purchase necessary.  Processed at location stamped in
code at top of carton.  Shading within a garment may occur.  Use only
in well-ventilated area.  Keep away from fire or flame.  Replace with
same type.  Approved for veterans.  Booths for two or more.  Check
here if tax deductible.  Some equipment shown is optional.  Price
does not include taxes.  No American coins.  Not recommended for
children.  Prerecorded for this time zone.  Reproduction strictly
prohibited.  No solicitors.  No alcohol, dogs, or horses.  No
anchovies unless otherwise specified.  Restaurant package, not for
resale.  List at least two alternate dates.  First pull up, then pull
down.  Call toll free before digging.  Driver does not carry cash.
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